Photo: The former location of the Chateau What makes a French town a French town is its chateau. The chateau would be built, the town would grow up around it, and the town would be given a place on the map, under the name of the chateau, of course. The small town of Constitué in the South of France is home to its own chateau—le … Continue reading French Chateau Sits Down After Standing for More Than 500 Years
During the summer season, many people are traveling by air to their favorite vacation spots. Airports. Some love them, most hate them. Either way, airports are a necessary part of air travel. Here are some tips for using them to get from here to there more enjoyably. Get some exercise. Airports are a great place to burn some calories. Airports are full of unique and … Continue reading Tips for Airport Travel
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With the end of school fast approaching, kids are getting ready for some summer fun. Some schools have already opened their doors to summer, and the rest are only days away from the final bell of the year. The Faux Report has compiled a list of the top plans for the 2017 summer. Continue reading “What Are Kids’ Summer Plans?”
Buckle up all you love bugs you, because Valentines Day is just around the corner! Ahh yes, that beautiful holiday, celebrating love, happiness, and small hearts made out of chalk, featuring perverted messages, advertised as candy! And what better way to celebrate Valentines Day than to gorge yourself on all the succulent, rich, love filled sweets that orbit around the cheerful holiday! Chocolate boxes, bars, … Continue reading The Perfect Valentine’s Day Treat For 2017
Photo: Camilla’s laptop just before running out of time PHOENIX , AZ- Camilla Washington, 18, just started College, and it was a nasty surprise when Parental Controls took over her new Mac laptop. A few minutes into her homework, a warning popped up telling her to, “Finish up, because your time is running out. Save your work in all open programs.” She thought nothing of … Continue reading Camilla’s Screen Time Runs Out
Photo: Out with a bang: Sofie’s last setting ALBANY, NY- Sofie Bassermann, 17, didn’t survive her 1,023,756th table setting. After taking the plates from the dishwasher, she collapsed in the short hallway to the dining room. Doctors discovered that she died of a spine related injury. “Her spine couldn’t take the strain of carrying the dishes for all of her 16 person family,” said Dr. Jonathan Brim, … Continue reading Kid Doesn’t Survive Millionth Table Setting